May 2013
internetexplorers:
ican-t-believe-i-actually:
internetexplorers:
look you lil bitch
your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly
son of a bitch
finnemoron:
spattergroit101:
mermaidsandmisandry:
finnemoron:
i’m blocking tumblr until tomorrow so i can study for my national exam goodbye friends
OBJECTION! AFTER YOU MADE THIS POST YOU REBLOGGED ANOTHER POST! THIS WAS NOT GOODBYE AT ALL!
i studied for two and a half minutes i think i did my time
earthnation:
jumbled-memory:
vaginasareamyth:
earthnation:
remember when rebecca black was a thing
SHE STILL IS A THING I HAVE ALL 5 OF HER SINGLES ON MY IPOD LONG LIVE QUEEN BLACK
AMEN!! All hail Madame Black!!
why is this happening to me
snapchatting:
*prints out ur selfie* *puts it in the shredder*
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
egberts:
where can i buy that for free
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
greekgogurt:
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
meladoodle:
*throws coins at strippers really hard*
rneerkat:
i wish i had an accent
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there we go
2treehill:
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
maliciousmelons:
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
jawnn-locked:
adiostoreadontcare:
turntechtier:
jawnn-locked:
turntechtier:
jawnn-locked:
the okay gatsby
the mediocre gatsby
the you could have done better gatsby
the terrible gatsby
The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby
zarry:
i feel this on a spiritual level
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
oh my fucking god Charlotte
joggingdead:
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
i am three years behind in my math homework
coltongillies:
igohardinovertime:
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
